It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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