Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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