I think scott just propositioned me for sex
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?