Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.