hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.