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they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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