Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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