They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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