under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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