Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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