next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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