talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
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University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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