kristin has been a bad kristin
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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