Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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Who died my cat blue again?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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