are you still at the devil's house?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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