dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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