in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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