Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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