can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Fuck appropriateness.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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