If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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