they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
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We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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