Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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