Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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