Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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