is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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