I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
21 Embarrassing Stories From Adults Who’ve Crapped Their Pants
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.