I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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