so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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