Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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