so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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