Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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