another moral hangover. fuck.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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