wat bout pragnant strippers??
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
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I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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