Well douche your snatch and let's go!
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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