He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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