i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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