Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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