I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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