so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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