NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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