wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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