Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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