Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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