i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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