i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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