Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Mom said you looked used
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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