the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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