OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
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So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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