I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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