The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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