Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
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What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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