I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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